"Mine"

According to Bayan the following things are his:

• this house
• our car
• me
• the moon
• the lemon squeezers
• the citrus juicers
• the rolling pin
• the pizza cutter
• the eggs
• the can openers
• the graters
• the measuring cups
• the melon baller
• the egg beaters
• the wooden spoons
• the rubber spatula
• the tea leaf strainer
• the ice cream scooper
• essentially all of my cooking and baking supplies
• and the kitchen cabinets (contents included) which double as Bayan's personal fortress.

And yes, I am still procrastinating.