1). Start the day with prayers.
2). Explain to Bayan that, when unloading the dishwasher, it is crucial to remove the larger, glass, items before attempting to grab the dishes beneath them. (See photo above.)
3). Encourage the children to check their shoes for dog poo before getting into the car. Never been an issue before but somewhere in our wanders at the market Bayan stepped in the motherload and no one realized until we we were all comfortably seated and halfway home when the unmistakable pong gave it away.
4). Firmly proclaim that all monkeys (and any other untamed, wild, animal for that matter) are to remain outdoors during nap time.
5). Specifically state that the toilet brush must never be used as a fairy wand. EVER.
1 comment:
Hmmmm...sounds like one of *those* days but a wild monkey indoors?! Not in my wildest imaginings.
I second that motion about the toilet brush. Have you considered writing a declaration of human rights for the household, including the right not to be waved at with a toilet brush.
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