
In all the hectic activity that surrounds packing up a family of five I neglected to take a picture of my momentous accomplishment. I am not exaggerating. So, close your eyes and visualize: a closet full of clothes, a two drawer dresser, winter gear including jackets and boots (that we might need in the mountains of California as it has snowed like never before while we were gone) the fruits of countless shopping expeditions -mostly thrifted spoils boasting a Ralph Lauren logo and my secret stash of secondhand literature that grew larger with each trip out of the house- gifts from friends and items from family, like my grandmother's jewellery box, numerous other miscellaneous treasures that we acquired along the way, nibbles for the plane, food stuffs that we cannot get in Australia, two car seats and a stroller.Now keep in mind that we arrived with three
packed suitcases and four carry-ons.
The end product was three large suitcases to check (plus an empty one in case my calculations were correct and the bags were, ahem, slightly overweight... which - in fact-they were. So the final tally was four checked suitcases, ten carry-ons, two car seats and a stroller. We shall not do that again. Some things I must learn the hard way. Note to self remember that children will be tired and cranky and in no mood to carry or even wheel any type of baggage anywhere. Which leaves Mehran and I 5 bags each. The airline checked for size of carry-ons but not for weight so naturally in a desperate bid to save a bit of money I packed the heavier things in the carry-ons. While this may be financially beneficial it is not physically helpful, especially when your gates could not be spaced further a part. It also does unfortunate things to your mental state while you try to focus on simply making that connecting flight, finding your way through an unfamiliar airport and keeping an eye on your three children who do not even want to carry their own coats while you are being strangled by a laptop, slowly asphyxiated by countless straps and shoulder sashes and in serious danger of loosing both arms as they struggle under the weight of two heavily laden bags. All the while, keenly aware that your husband, who is trudging ahead dealing with a heavier load than yours, still has enough oxygen in his lungs to mutter a steady stream of curses and ultimatums under his breath. And guess who these choice comments were directed at? Well, I can't say that I blame him, but I can say that I am most grateful he is unfamiliar with the arts of voodoo. Very grateful indeed. On the bright side we did all make it to the correct gate in one piece. Well, it would have been the correct gate 40 minutes earlier when our connecting plane to California was still there. But (because we sat on the runway in Maine for approximately three hours while our wings kept getting de-iced and the pilots waited for clearance in the midst of an approaching storm front) by the time we arrived a flight was boarding to Nantucket, which was not so helpful. Thankfully there was a very accommodating Indian man, who used to live in Iran, noted our surname and decided to help us. This was good because there were no more flights into LA until the following day. He didn't get us to LA, instead he got us to Orange County which was even better as the John Wayne airport is as close as you can get to Disneyland, he even managed to get us seats in the general vicinity of each other, something that we did not have on the previous flight. So Mehran and the girls got seats together and Bayan and I got seats just behind them. The angels in the ticketing office intervened on our behalf and a lovely young gentleman with infinite patience and an easy going manner got the vacant seat beside Bayan. This was most useful because Bayan was tired and very unhappy and apparently quite determined that everyone on the plane should not only know how displeased he was but should also experience a small portion of his unhappiness for themselves. He started with the young man beside us, kicking him repeatedly (unintentionally) as he writhed and screamed and carried on. This continued until well after take off when he finally fell asleep in my arms. Unperturbed by the earlier assault the gentleman showed further magnanimous tendencies as he listened to Bayan's rather one sided conversations with much interest and amusement, repeatedly retrieved trains, cars and other small transportation devices that wound up tucked in his seat, tossed on his lap or trapped by his feet, called him "buddy" and was perfectly delightful, patient and attentive for the entire six hour flight. God. bless. him!
We got into the airport well after 10:00 pm and made sure that we were the last people off the plane. Despite the fact that we were constantly counting children and bags to make sure that we had everything somehow we missed the video camera until after we had disembarked and were on our way to the baggage claim. For security reasons there was no going back and the effort to retrieve it involved Mehran, the police and airport security. Guess who, once again, was so super excited that we had brought so many bags? As far as the luggage situation went things were soon to look brighter (in terms of less) and also more depressing (in terms of convenience). In the baggage claim area we soon located our car seats and stroller and one suitcase. We, eventually, after highly detailed descriptions, sketches and deciphering incomplete barcodes, learned that one bag was still in New Jersey, one had gone to LAX and another was still in the air. The car agency we had booked with did not have a branch at the airport we flew into and of the five agencies that were located there, three were closed, one only had tiny, European, compact sized cars but the last one, well - the last one had Sandy. A wonderful, merciful, fabulous woman who instantly took pity on our bedraggled selves, our exhausted children and our decrepit yet impressive pile of bags and upgraded us to a mini van for the same price as a car. She took care of everything and had us on our way to a hotel and beds and sleeeeeeeeeeeeeep in no time at all. Oh, we love you Sandy!