1). Fit in the dishwasher provision. It is currently topless and without legs. This is worse than it sounds.
2). Wash dishes. (Yeah. I know!)
3). Accommodate dinner plates. Side dishes are fine, anything larger interferes with the rotating handles and stops them from spinning.
4). Short circuit the entire household...yet. However some primitive intuition tells me there is serious potential here.
Things our 'new' dishwasher does do:
1). Coat all dishes with a gritty layer of grime and speckles.
2). Jam itself on a wide range of cycles. This means that if left to it's own devices it will merrily 'wash' all night long and your dishes will come out looking like you just put them in. Please refer to exhibit A.
Exhibit A after 8 hours of 'washing'. Super hygienic, is it not?
Exhibit A after 8 hours of 'washing'. Super hygienic, is it not?3). Flood itself with stagnant, grotty, water. Note exhibit B.
The result: a very messy kitchen or one very tired individual who routinely stays up past 1:30 am to clean them all by hand.
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Oh, oh, send it back! Get a refund!! Yuck. Blech. Phoey. Speaking of tests of patience, this looks like one. But cheer up, one day soon the children will be old enough to wash dishes the way we do at Camp. One to wash, one to rinse, one to dry (and someone else to put away).
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